Which may explain my uncalled for driving behavior this morning:
Dear frustrated redneck guy in pickup,
This is just to say, I apologize for this morning. When you roared up behind me right after I pulled out onto the main road, I was unprepared and it triggered some rude driving behavior. It was early and I didn't realize I was driving 5 miles under the speed limit, so when you started tailgating I just turned my mirrors so I wasn't blinded by your headlights and stuck to driving 5 miles under the limit. If you had backed off a little, I would've sped up.
Instead I kept you trapped behind my little Honda until the merge. And I knew you would wrench the steering wheel and lunge into the other lane behind traffic. Did you notice how you were then trapped because I was half a car length behind the person in front of you? Did it on purpose, sorry! And then, just to give you hope, I sped up a little so you would swerve in behind me. Then you were trapped again because I wasn't going fast enough for you to switch back into the other lane. On purpose. Sorry! I kept you there just until you were safely stuck in the morning rush, then I peeled off to take the shortcut.
Anyway - I hope you weren't in a legitimate hurry, but you seemed like such an asshole I could not resist the opportunity to fuck with you and drive up your blood pressure. I'm sure you're actually a very nice person. In fact, I'm considerate most of the time. But not this morning, so please accept my apologies.
xoxo,
keiko
7:00 wake
9:00 chicken breast in eggplant sauce (yeeech! Bitter and nasty), coffee
11:30 carrots, beef jerky, green tea
1:30 turkey lettuce wraps
4:00 boiled egg, apple
7:00 ½ giant artichoke, buffalo in tomato sauce
8:55 metabolic drive, peanut butter
I don’t have exact numbers because I failed to measure and weigh the stuff I cooked this weekend, but today was a little too low. By my estimates, under 1000cals (but 114g protein)
