I Blame Rob

Have you noticed that I haven't posted in ages?

I blame Rob.

It's not that nothing happens in my life, it's that I gave him this URL. But there is not enough going on in my life to both write it down here AND write letters that aren't complete reruns so I've been saving it for the letters.

but enough finger pointing. You may just have to read about what I eat and hear me whine about my workouts and read terrible reviews of great movies and I'll save all the interesting stuff with personal details for your letters.

I haven't even had time to watch my Netflix this month, but I did see "Everything is Illuminated" not only because someone recommended it and because that little Elijah Wood is cute as a hobbit button. Mostly because one of the main characters is played by the lead singer of gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello. And he does a fine job. I'm not going to tell you anything else except that you really have to see a movie when there is a dog in it named "Sammie Davis Jr. Jr." Quite frankly, I'm beside myself that the new "Hellboy" is out because it looks like the crack-baby of "Pan's Labyrinth" and the original "Hellboy" spawned deep in the twisted skull of Guillermo del Toro, but this has nothing to do with "Everything is Illuminated"... which you all must see.